i wonder what thom yorke's orgasms sound like
I just realized that I've become that person they make the alcohol warnings on medicine for.
I just heard a woman call her child a butt face. Repeatedly. He's crying now. I love walmart.
U know u have sex too much when u have lube in ur rolliball on ur blackberry
i love that you felt the need to clarify that you don't actually have drugs in your vagina.
Also pencil in smooth jazz and illegal activities. The usual.
What can I say, we hook up during the holidays.. We're a seasonal couple
Who cheats on Christmas eve? It's just asking for Jesus to hate you
I'm going to tattoo a maze on my back for the next fucker that tries to blow early ....
"Friendship bread", "how to get period stains out of cement", and "elephant bereavement" are all in my recent google history. Whatever shit that was last night really did me in...
I damn near set my vagina on fire. WHILE The Flaming Lips played in the background. Intensely apropos.
I might as well walk around wearing a sandwich board and accept the fact that I'm dying single.
shut up and let me use my vagina as a weapon of self destruction in peace!
I don't need no damn man when I have the cock-a-nator 2000.
She meowed at me. Repeatedly. Then she asked what was wrong with me because I didn't understand her.
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