Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
The more I sober up, the more sick I am/realize how weird dancing around a wine bottle was
im trying to pick out the cookie crumbs from my adderall. it is a lot harder than it seems.
First order of business is dropping my 9 am gym class. I'm sweating pure vodka.
I lost my virginity in that bed. You just layed in history.
I wish you would stop telling everyone that your cock turned me into a Bears fan.
We can't be fuck buddies. You stare into my eyes while we fuck.
this st patricks day sucks
ill send jameson via bank tube 150+ miles
The holidays are too long. I always run out of adderall before I run out of family. you got any left?
Yo I get this girl alone in my room last night but she bounces cus she thought the full house poster was "weird"
Almost ran out to the street bowl in hand when I hear the ice cream truck pull up outside.
Everything about that text makes me proud to be your sister.
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
Sex was followed by homemade breadsticks. I waited till after the breadsticks were gone to tell her i had a gf.
If I had a dollar for every functioning brain cell you had I would owe someone a lot of money
Right. Cuz nothing screams "You made it!" quite like selling your used underwear to strangers you met on the internet.
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