i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
guy picked up a cops taser, thing shot him in the neck, he went down and pissed himself, cop started laughing and hasnt called an ambulance.
I feel like sober is me a distant relative that I only see on christmas..
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
I just saw on the news, this guy tried to smuggle coke in a bouquet of roses... and to think I used to hate valentines day.
Our adventure is going to pick up his pipe and weed that he ditched when he got pulled over the other day.
HOT DATE.
Handicvap rails on the toilet atre soooooo fuckin handy right nmow.
show concern. Mark ate a butterfly and proceeded to drink more shots like nothing happened
I literally just skipped to the fridge when I realized we had enough vodka left to get day drunk
Oh dear. Sending much love.
Just send a machete.
I'm only coming over if you have cocaine or a snickers bar
I just found peanut butter between my boobs. This was for you.
I was like ahh were on two different pages, I know there's rumors of me moving to boston but I can't and I'm not adding long distance to the relationship I have with my 31 year old recently divorced ex boss
Any chance he has an open marriage? That penis shouldn’t be wasted on one woman. It should be shared with all womankind, or at least me. I’m too good at sex to be deprived a penis that large
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