For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
Heard at work: Get out of my face before I cuntpunch you so hard your granddaughters have miscarriages. I love my job.
I'm moving there. Get me hired.
My eyes are so dilated i literally have night vision right now.
If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
We drank a $4 handle of tequila until 5 am. Please think about that.
Blood and glitter go together right?
If she says "This is how acid feels" one more time I'm never trip-sitting them again.
Yeah. I asked if there was a finger in my ass at some point or if I had a weird dream. So far he hasn't responded
When you put the phrases "just out of shower" and "did you get the picture" that close together, a picture of hamburger helper is not exactly what I expected to pop up.
Im so glad I make morally wrong decisions. It's like the best worst thing I've ever done.
So I totally had sex In a teepee last night at that wedding reception.
I think I should write my liver a thank you note. If it had my work ethic, I would be dead now.
why is half of my head shaved?
And the you walked in and said to the only under age dude "IM NOT SLEEPING WITH YOU TONIGHT!!!" You may not have high standards but thanks for not sleeping with my brother!
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