she came over and started getting naked and said its not like i came over to just hang out
youve hit the jackpot
What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
I hate to say it, but I think my pandora being Marvin Gaye love songs was the prime reason for the bj last night
on the bus. saw a kid get off at a red light, puke on the sidewalk, and get back on.
How much time is enough between masturbating and watching little bear?
your brother is wearing shin guards in the swimming pool. i have a feeling that this happens often
Family bonfire. I just discovered my cousin drank an entire bottle of champagne at the age of 7. I just got showed up.
Ya,, he does have virgin eyes. Thats a real thing you know...
She alternated between blowing me and feeding me bites of the sandwich she made for me.
A guy with no shirt on and a eyepatch just got out of the car beside me. After he slammed his door into mine. This is our hometown.
Dude she's on meds. He has a ginormous penis. Ur A dumbass. That concludes our feelings chat. Dim Sumday?
People...there is no better feeling in the world than finding out via Google that your ex has a warrant out for his arrest. No better feeling.
Stumbled across a pregnancy test in my closet. Oh, the freshman year flashbacks..
You were yelling at a tree saying it should be in the forest..
Don't judge me.
So not only did I get laid today but I also left with a 42” tv lol
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