there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
Weirdest conversation with my dad. He just told me he didn't shave his pubes.
The Shake Weight not only toned my arms but significantly improved my hand job form and efficiency.
I still can't figure out why that's not in the commercial.
No one understands that once a girl pours a handle of smirnoff all over herself, clearly she is wasted
her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
You don't realize it's a small world until your ex girlfriend's dad unintentionally messages you on grindr..what.the.fuck.
Well, my eyeball is red and the rest of my eye is black. Oh the joys of drinking with u. PS- I laid in a pile of sawdust. it was ok at the time.
I wish I could be at this cabin banging all these old dads
On a completely different note: my hookup and i are now in a semester GPA competition. Winner gets froyo and sexual favors. School just got interesting.....
he only noticed i dyed my hair purple like halfway through sex and he looked really shocked and he just said "You look like Barney." as he came.
I don'y know if I should feel accomplished or disgusted. I just ate a dozen cookies all to myself. I'm leaning more towards accomplished.
It's Jesse McGoddamn Cartney, the whole world sings that shit
What can I say, I just want your vagina in my mouth.
Last night you were throwing up in my toilet singing "all by myself."
FYI - Don’t go in the downstairs bathroom. Ryan is passed out naked on the floor with a raging hard on.
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