She was so high she ate a little piece of weed off her pants and thought it was food.
Can you please tell me why there's a bottle of urine on my night stand with a note that says "in case you're thirsty in the morning"? Thanks.
left comments onEVRY SINGLE1of my posts n status updates.Im done dating freshmen
I just had to tell her that no she really doesnt need to sneak pizza from mcmurrays out in a plastic bag for me later
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Happiness is having a 12 hour day thinking that there are only 2 beers in the fridge when you get home, but then finding 8. Fuck you Monday, this week I won.
thank you for being a reason not to completely check out of my life and start sleeping all day, crying all night, and living off vodka acquired through credit card debt
like are we talking 'quick beer' bad or 'break out the real vodka' bad
Well, I guess you are not meant to have this fucking picture of an adorable baby duck.
That's too much drama for once a month dick... that's in-house dick drama only
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I sleep better at night when I win things. I never really weep for others.
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
We probably shouldn't have humped each other in a stairwell for an hour. that was probably my bad
Got arrested last night. My cell mate just added me on Facebook.
Im drinking a CAN of bud light at the bar. Do you really think I care anymore?
She told me I’m a “stunt cock.” I’m okay with that
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