dont quote avril lavinge. im to drunk.
After 9 shots a girl with a mustache......still not attractive
you know you've been in a long relationship when u start retiring sex toys
STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
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With the way things had been going, I was never more excited for a person to cum
we found you outside the hotel room sleeping with a note next to you that said " we made sure you were comfortable, hope your friends come back soon"
There's a certain level of slut that i can handle.... I think she just broke that scale
I can't figure out how to get this beer bong in my carry on without airport security questioning me as it goes through the x-ray.
Just rented the SCUBA equipment. Meet me at the pool to test the underwater beer bong idea.
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Just pissed by glowstick light. Bad idea.
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
You tried to tip the Uber driver with a meatball sub. Then, when he refused your meatball sub...you demanded he take you to the corner with the hookers. The valet has your keys and water balloons. I'm glad you're only in Chicago for the weekend.
Okay, yeah, judgmental guy at 7/11. I'm buying g wine at 10:20 in the morning. You wanna fight about it?
She was crying and pulled the collar of her shirt up to blot the tears. And then she just kept her head there. And stopped crying. "My boobs are just too amazing for me to cry." her words not mine please help she's still in that position
he told me I was hypnotizing him with my mouth so I guess I do give good head
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