I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
He just told me that he goes squirrel hunting. NO LONGER BANGABLE.
Had a drag queen carry me to the car. So I'm told...
I'm so disappointed in myself I can actually taste it.
Does it taste like semen?
Now all we have to do is pretend we haven't seen each other naked. Work tomorrow is going to be FUN.
sooo what's the appropriate music to listen to after you find out the dude you been fucking, is legit married with kids...what genre is that?
You used up your allotted blow job minutes for the month of April last night anyways
started my period, we have to try again next week
if we have anymore sex before that my dick is gonna fall off. that is in no way a complaint
I have a rage boner right now. An actual erection brought on by the amount of sheer hatred I have towards nationwide.
I'm not taking advice from anyone I've seen passed out naked at noon on the hood of a strangers car. Meaning you.
I don't know whether to laugh it off or be pissed at him..I got pulled over this morning leaving his place and the officer thought my hickeys were hand prints around my neck and asked if I needed to be escorted out of town.
10 shots in she's sitting on the floor using the open dishwasher door as a plate to eat her "life giving" pizza.
Update: He still has devil magic genitals.
Hey mike is locked out, sleeping on the common room couch, no idea where his pants are nor does he know where he is. When you get this let him in? And let me know ur alive too!
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