You'll put your fingers inside me but you won't be my FB friend?
People in love make me want to vomit
Karaoke makes my soul die one wretched song at a time
So I went to have a snack...can you please tell me why there's a condom in the hummus?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
friends don't let friends hook up with gingers.
I can totally hide my daquiri in my sling.
I woke up on a raft in a bath tub filled with beer. excellent night.
It's alright she couldn't hear you. Her legs were over her ears
At one point they were sandwiching me, both petting my stomach, mad dogging each other. Then they somehow telepathically decided to both try to pull my pants down. Such nice guys.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
I'm shoveling snow with a camel-pack full of beer in a blizzard. I love snow days as an adult!!!
why is there a chinchilla in our apartment, and where did it come from?
question nothing. DON'T QUESTION A FREE CHINCHILLA.
the problem is i have six tabs of acid in my freezer and no self control
guys I just made $20 cause these random south african guys thought I wasn't wearing any underwear
You were silly, high, and chewing on things.
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