Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
I swear to god he was trying to crawl under my door last night muttering "I'm Alex Mac! I'm Alex Mac!"
she bought me drinks at the bar, made me pizza at her place, gave me head, and then drove me home...i think i might propose
I just won't go as hard tonight. Four dollar ladies night drink or drown is not a good idea for me. I like to get my money's worth.
i honestly don't know why someone didn't cut me off after i broke the ceiling lamp with MY HEAD
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Thanks for the viagra you gave me last night. I ended up getting called in to work to cover a shift. So I had to tell Kayla that I couldn't hang out and I had to try and hide my dick all night while walking serving people food all night.
Discovery: bouncers seem to get really upset about fire
I feel like I'm in a development meeting for a Lifetime original movie.
Just had to double check that I had pants on. THAT kind of weekend.
Holy shit, we're married as fuck.
I like your optimism Chelsea but I'm not about getting my salad tossed
Irony: drinking your pre workout supplement out of the cup your Krispy Kreme doughnut holes came in.
I am a unicorn in a field of flowers, you asshole.
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