wrigley field is MILF paradise
Do you think Patty Mayonase ever went down on Doug?
non applicator tampons are so hard to put in when your drunk. i fingered myself for 10 minutes and forgot what i was trying to do.
new excercise plan: walk a mile get a bj then walk a mile home
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We're exchanging pot brownie recipes in my substance abuse class. This is going to be an awesome 7 weeks.
You kept trying to hail an ambulance
So I have the professor convinced that the textbook will take another week to deliver. that should give me enough time to replace the cash i spent on strippers.
Hold on, I gotta pump breast milk for the white russians.
And I just had to awkwardly tell 3 police officers that I was having sex and not in any trouble
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GOOD MORNING. Have you seen the Avenger vibrators?
But like now I know, men who are vegetarians are significantly worse in bed.
he just left the suite without pants on wrapped in Christmas lights
Yeah man, you were grinding with his wife, I wouldn't be worried about it
What's the best way to tell someone that I accidentally wound up in a gay harem?
We're going to get naked and build a fort instead. HAPPY NEW YEAR!