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(201): View more from New Jersey

Dude, I couldnt get it up cause she said her parents were home...

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ok, come over...I have doritos

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(201): Dude, I couldnt get it up cause she said her parents were home... (1-201): ok, come over...I have doritos http://tfl.nu/32vm

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(843): View more from South Carolina

happy early fathers day!!!

(829): View more from Dominican Rep

im not a father

(843): View more from South Carolina

about that...

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(843): happy early fathers day!!! (829): im not a father (843): about that... http://tfl.nu/tk4z

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(631): View more from New York

she passed on me to fuck the foreign guy. is there a manlier, slightly less gay way of saying "always the bridesmaid, never the bride"?

(516): View more from New York

nope.

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(631): she passed on me to fuck the foreign guy. is there a manlier, slightly less gay way of saying "always the bridesmaid, never the bride"? (516): nope. http://tfl.nu/1bih

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(347): View more from New York

How could you not be happy? Its like "and then I found 5 dollars" but "and then I found a handle of vodka"

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(347): How could you not be happy? Its like "and then I found 5 dollars" but "and then I found a handle of vodka" http://tfl.nu/7oja

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(816): View more from Missouri

we didnt even have break up sex...

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you had it for us with someone else...

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(816): we didnt even have break up sex... (1-816): you had it for us with someone else... http://tfl.nu/e06z

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(720): View more from Colorado

me neither. i remember bell pepper tequila but not why or yelling

(303): View more from Colorado

Hahaha, I forgot about doing shots out of the bell pepper

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(720): me neither. i remember bell pepper tequila but not why or yelling (303): Hahaha, I forgot about doing shots out of the bell pepper http://tfl.nu/d912

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(779): View more from Illinois

Brought 2 entire pizzas with to the bar, everyone loves us

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(779): Brought 2 entire pizzas with to the bar, everyone loves us http://tfl.nu/jk9n

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(310): View more from California

Its going to be drunk as shit/pirate themed. Im dressing as the former.

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(310): Its going to be drunk as shit/pirate themed. Im dressing as the former. http://tfl.nu/bzj0

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(904): View more from Florida

The problem with Wednesday evening drinking is that no gets to my level. It's like like a one man party. But it's a goood party.

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(904): The problem with Wednesday evening drinking is that no gets to my level. It's like like a one man party. But it's a goood party. http://tfl.nu/d07s

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(315): View more from New York

how are you shocked you fucked her? sure shes hot, but she also washed your beerpong balls in her mouth..... you should probably get tested.

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(315): how are you shocked you fucked her? sure shes hot, but she also washed your beerpong balls in her mouth..... you should probably get tested. http://tfl.nu/auq3

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(818): View more from California

Living in the dorms has served one purpose and one purpose only for me: to teach me that pooping in public bathrooms is okay and that I can do it

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(818): Living in the dorms has served one purpose and one purpose only for me: to teach me that pooping in public bathrooms is okay and that I can do it http://tfl.nu/vzjc

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(819): View more from Quebec

I had one glass of wine then passed out for 4 hours. It's like I'm having a quarter-life crisis.

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(819): I had one glass of wine then passed out for 4 hours. It's like I'm having a quarter-life crisis. http://tfl.nu/mdgl

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(425): View more from Washington

YES please come visit. Lets go get belligerent. I won't even pepperspray you

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(425): YES please come visit. Lets go get belligerent. I won't even pepperspray you http://tfl.nu/ds9i

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(201): View more from New Jersey

i sent my dealer a picture of the money i would pay him. i also told him i would pay him in cheez-its if he would prefer that.

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(201): i sent my dealer a picture of the money i would pay him. i also told him i would pay him in cheez-its if he would prefer that. http://tfl.nu/04j5

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(703): View more from Virginia

MY WHOLE FAMLY IS TALKING ABOUT MY BUTT

(912): View more from Georgia

WAIT I'M COMING I WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT TOO

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(703): MY WHOLE FAMLY IS TALKING ABOUT MY BUTT (912): WAIT I'M COMING I WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT TOO http://tfl.nu/8lcd

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