the pool opens at 11. by 1115 the ambulance had been called.
He moved away. I mourned his dick all of Sunday. I feel a little better now.
you kept saying 'can i put my penis on the grill?' and it was all i could do to stop you. you're welcome, though
Had to make a piece of abstract art. Your dick is in it
So it turns out my dad calls his penis "John" which means he either named me after his penis or his penis after me
Its not christmas eve unless I give him head. I wont take no for an answer
He's just sitting there staring at my sisters teddy bear hoping it will come to life.
I really feel like I should slow down on the getting hammered. I told a bartender on "Taco Tuesday" that a $3 margarita was too expensive. And proceeded to have a $70 tab.
These beer shits have taken over my entire life.
And as the acid sets in, he looks back at the shallow form he used to call his and whispers "3 pee pees strong"
I don't fucking know. He perched his parrot on his dick. I left after that.
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
Ugh. I just found a cum stain on my mermaid pants. Now I can't return them.
I used your vibrator when you were out of town. Now I know why you always come out of your room smiling.
If I get back to the house before you, I'm setting up the swing. If you get there before me, it's chains and cuffs.
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