i had a dream last night that you and i organized a foursome. swear to god
ps i'll be in miami in early july. this text has no relation to the last one
I am too high to leave where I am...And they are listening to Stained. This is my living hell.
all you kept yelling was "i'm bored and i'm sober"
hes so high that he's convinced hes a duck. hes squating in the bathtub quacking. that was NOT JUST pot.
Count me out. I seem to have semen induced blindness in one eye.
using blue streamers we found on the bathroom floor was probably not the best substitute for toilet paper.
THIS NIGHT WILL NOT GO DICKLESS
If Dave says he's going to have sex with her, he's going to fuck her retarded and turn her crazy. So run.
So the bump is from hitting my head in an elevator. Apparently I dived into a cab head first too.....
He won't let me go to the bars unless I can manage to get flip flops on.
Sounds like he's doing this for your own good...
My boob is missing a layer of skin
you're the third guy in less than 24 hours she fucked. I'm glad you lost your virginity just don't act like you climbed Mt. Everest.
I didn't even know this guy existed until he'd had his hands down my pants, so I just went with it.
Every FB picture she has looks like it's from the POV of the guy she's blowing
OH MY GOD did i pee on you?!
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