u know ur in oregon when the cop tells u to keep the beer cans he made u pour out so u can recycle them
dude, your ex-bf is on match.com
details on that.
well, his profile doesn't say anything about herpes.
Sarah Palin is going to have a show on the discovery channel...Can I get a moment of silence for knowledge?
I am telling you that nothing wakes you up like stomach acid exiting your nostrils at 10AM
It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
All I remember is mattress sliding down the stairs while giving him a blow-job. Sorry you had to witness the incident.
I would have done it. But then again I am a starving student who can manipulate my brain into thinking my decision was somehow morally justifiable.
Why we can't turn this into a healthy friendship where I cheat on my boyfriend with you and you feel better knowing everything wrong with my life is beyond me.
Sober now. I'm really glad I didn't try to make out with that guy who has a pregnant fiance
I don't hate him I just hate being present to see him consume 80 dollars worth of alcohol and then try to tip people with left over money on a Walmart gift card
Uh do you have my pants because I have yours
Just for once I'd like my first interaction with a new GP to not be an obvious sex injury.
If he sends me a dick pic so help me god.
You have the perkiest tits in all of North America. You're fine.
Naw dude theres seriously a lobster in my sock drawer. Why?
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