That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
now that we've slept with the entire soccer team i think its time to expand the horizon.
I wouldn't necessarily say I'm in her pants...I'd say I'm more on the on ramp to the freeway to the long way to her pants. There really isn't a short cut.
So, your mugshot picture is behind the counter at B-Dubs, with the caption: "not allowed on premesis."
I'm giving you a get out of sober free card for one of the nights
Do you think you're physically and mentally capable of killing me? Because I'd really appreciate it.
I'm drinking straight vodka and railing lines of adderall while writing a paper about the nature of Jesus. It's 6:50 in the morning. College.
And dildos are 35% off. So. Ya know. Savings.
IM TRYING TO BE RESPONSIBLE AND ALL I WANT TO DO IS FUNNEL CHEAP BEER AND SCREAM ABOUT HOW MUCH I LOVE OUR NATION
He was so high he started playing Twister on the striped rug. Then when we missed midnight he went on a screaming rampage about his New Year's Eve being meaningless. How do you think it went?
We are the best cocktail. We look appealing, taste amazing, and ruin lives.
Guess who just hooked up with a guy who was wearing a shirt from his mom's "dress up closet"?!
I will be the DD but everyone has to call me Mistress
I think I gotta smoke less weed, I'm getting to lazy to fuck my girlfriend
I was so high last night that at one point I kept licking his neck saying he tasted like soap and truffles.
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