windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
Remind me to tell you the Scottish bar story tomorrow
Remind me to tell you it was a shitty story when you're done telling it tomorrow
So guy #2, the dancer, is programmed into my phone under the name H.uy. His number- 11 digits. I should have stopped drinking.
Dude, we totally smoked up inside a church organ last night. Add this to the epic list.
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btw, i had a dream i drank 260-proof vodka last night. thank god that doesn't exist in real life.
Somehow ended up at a stranger's bridal shower. Everyone else is already drunk.
No one will ever love me with the amount of puke on my hand
If i ever start ordering tequila again please tackle me to the ground and steal my wallet
Dude. I realize why I got sick. 8 shots three beers in an hour. Plus I ate an expired lunchable earlier.
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Im officially canceling McCormick Monday. I got a raise.
Sooo grey goose Tuesday?????
If you loved me you'd bring cheese fries and a condom
I'm not going to say what I did. You're smart enough to figure it out. But I did it. And you owe me 20$
You should feel special! You're also the only person I've ever punched during sex
I dropped my pants and she just stared until she asked how is that even possible? Best night ever lmao
he had to stop me from eating snow off the street on the way back to pick up our cars. that's how hungover i am.
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