I just put a picture of what I imagine Rob's dick looks like on it on my vision board. thank you Oprah!
you googled "nude photos of celebrities you wouldn't expect to have nude photos", puked into the beer bong, and then laughed
Is it bad to get into the ocean at night? i always thought sharks hated the smell of vomit after drinking
do you find it slutty that the last person I had sex with is also the person who sings my ringtone ?
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She had another shot and asked if I wanted to taste her tongue ring. Then I helped her pee.
Vegas should really enforce the buddy system because if not everyone is going to end up swimming during the water show in front of the Bellagio.
My Saturday dick is so much more impressive than my Tuesday dick.
I'm dealing with this like an adult, cupcakes and beer.
I feel like saying your blowjobs are worth a burrito is not the best strategy to get him to be more giving in bed.
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Hey! Where are you? It's Irrisponsible Patio time and you're not here firing shots down summer student's throats
You opened the door to your apartment and shrieked "THE CHAIR IS GONE!" then punted a bag of votive candles
I just traded a couple nudes for pizza delivery. Call me lazy, easy, or an entrepreneur, but either way I'll have dominoes in 15 minutes.
I let my daughters ex boyfriend take me home from the bar. Hey, at least he's old enough to drink
You mom sent me some article linking anal sex, damaged prostates and sterility. Does she still think your gonna go straight and have kids one day?
I'm seriously considering starting a savings account so I'll have bail money this summer.
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