hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
Have fun at school today. Try to hide that you're a whore. The other girls will like you better that way.
Shame should no longer be a word in your vocabulary.
Screw it. I'll show up in a white dress with a sign that says " I fucked the groom and it wasn't that great."
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Step 1: drink. 2: drink more. 3: go for it. 4a: success. 4b: drink more. 5. drink. 6. go for other girls. 7. drink more. Sound good?
There were 11 girls in that minivan and everyone was either puking, crying, or yelling "we're a total shit show"
Just put your hair in a bun. We're going out to drink, not to impress people.
I woke up naked on my couch playing a video game I thought I had dreamed about... oh yeah, and someone cut my hair.
It feels like the devil is humping my brain with his razor sharp erection.
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Vacuum the place before you go out of town there are random glitter cocks everywhere
I'm going to ride your dick until it falls off. That horny.
I'm equal parts terrified and turned on. Come over.
I did crash a prom last night though.. It was fun
You claimed that someone else had vomited underneath you/on your hand
you were very insulted that we didn’t believe you that someone else vommed
Basically, I am an endless fountain of unconvential sexual experiences and knowledge.
I’ve got a closet full of cosplay outfits and horny boytoy to help me ride out this pandemic
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