you kept trying to convince me i had aids because my head hurt
Draw a picture of yourself puking and peeing on her and give it to her with a note that sys this could be your future if you be my friend
i cleaned out my closet and found 7 beers from 2007. ive had 3 so far.
After Sake bombs he tried to puke into an alluminum beer bottle and shot vomit streaks in a perfect V out the sides of his mouth and hit BOTH girls he had bought drinks for that night. He was like an Icon of Cock-blocking yourself.
Last night he tried to put me in their garbage can and then sprayed me with a fire extinguisher in their kitchen...that house is always interesting
he put on The Eye of the Tiger while she was in labor.
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
An old lady WILL get vomited on today.
The bag I'm bringing home for the weekend: a change of clothes, workout shoes, and sex toys, that's it.
Just let me take your liver out and beat it with a meat tenderizer for you..
Don't worry dude, I've created a sex logic bomb to stop that sort of thing.
we had sex in his office so i figured it was appropriate to like his company's page on facebook
I'm not totally useless... You can use me as an example of what not to do
This girl was in the river screaming that someone didn't love her anymore...that's when the guy in a kilt claimed her...
I am no longer embarassed by my vagina
It concerns why you would be in the first place, but I'd rather not know
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