yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
As a driver I hate pedestrians, and as a pedestrian I hate drivers, but no matter what the mode of transportation, I always hate cyclists.
I just pulled the condom that i lost on tues out of me at work ewwww!
I love how my brain works. It's like being on drugs without the costly upkeep.
Every time a song comes on I get sad if glee has not a cover of it
On the bright side I still get a $20 referral bonus at the plasma center even though he passed out during donation because he was so high.
I think i smell like relationship. That's my problem.
See this is why people shouldn't jump into marriage. See what type of drunk you're engaged to first.
i woke up and found a picture of his grandma in my purse.. im a kelpto
So what your saying is I can use her desperation to my advantage. Fuck, this must be how pretty girls feel.
I knew full well that at some point during the night my penis would be out with this costume choice
Just sent a dick pic to ur girl. It was accident. Plz mail it to Gena.
the last thing I remember is taking a pull of ever clear and chasing it with vodka
At least your wife cheated on you. Women will feel bad for you. In a month there will boy bands that are jealous of your dick
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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