I fucked **** last night, don't tell mike
this is mike. we're done.
So he said if we had sex he'd take me to Build A Bear. My virginity is so worth a trip to build a bear.
You're 20.
IT'S BUILD A BEAR!
Do you ever go through someone elses pictures and just appreciate the fact that youre not really friends with them?
Is sexting at a funeral morally wrong?
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I am the master of subtle flirting. I seduced him by simulating a hand job with an epi-pen during training.
she fucked me tho cuz it was her cat's birthday. As soon as we were done she just says "ahhh tequila tuesdays"
she gave me head while wearing a sombrero and told me it was her "welcome to south of the border" blowjob. i am never leaving mexico.
you had me at cake vodka
I just woke up tangled in fishing line while wearing someone else's bathing suit with fishes drawn all over me. What kind of sex did we have?
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How do I discreetly dispose of sex toy packaging that is recyclable? What to do...what to do?
yea talk to her if you feel up to it. Just remember who you are
Oh shit sorry I just gave lion king advice sorry not mufasa
We joked about how funny it would be if he got pulled over with 300 breakfast burritos in hus car. We walk outside of the school just as the police lights turn on and pull him over
Good dick will make you do a lot of things… Great dick will make you consider buying a house.
You look wasted in ALL of the pictures I just saw you in.
That can't be good for your liver!
Thanks for caring mom.
Despite evidence suggesting otherwise, it turns out max is 100%straight.
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