I can hear the grilled cheese talking to me. "Let me in there!" they wanna get inside me
please tell me I'm in your upstairs bedroom. Just google mapped myself and I have no idea where I am.
she was sure she was an eel. She spent 40 minutes sliterhing on the floor to get to her room
he looks like a really good dad on facebook
i wanna meet her so much more now that I know she got toed in a hottub.
I'm covered in mustard and it looks like I nose dived in to barbed wire ??? Was last night that good?
it's like my freshman wet dream come true
I just want to have normal problems like what kind of puppy to get, or should I pay a hooker to fuck Scott, or even a dilemma about fucking Twizzlers. I don't know.
We're eating jello shots in the library. I love the day after Valentine's
so in other words, they broke and fell off and I ate a gummy life saver off of his balls
They were out of soap so you started calling yourself a dirty bitch
Waking up with cheese all over my clothes and my vibrator in my pants is a sign we drank way too much tequila last night
Like do I send him a nude to ease his mind off his brother having a stroke? I'm not very good with words when it comes to consoling... I would be a terrible mother.
He told me he loved me...but added "you crazy bitch" at the end. Does it still count???
She’s either doing coke or thinks my cock has the Covid vaccine. Either way I haven’t worn clothes in 3 days
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