I am not having having sex with guys at the moment.
I can pretend to be a girl if you want. I have a tongue.
im ready to get crazy and take my wig off
We were done making out and had been asleep for a hour. I felt him put his hand on my butt. Then I farted.
flash back: i gave smirnoff to a group of children at walmart
He didn't speak any English, but I think I caught the word turtle in there somewhere.
Why would he say turtle mid-fuck?
Well apparently "don't come inside of me" wasn't one of the English phrases he understood! On the bright side... At least he will get his green card for having an american kid!
I can practically hear my vag and my conscience fighting.
She fell asleep on the sidewalk and people starting using her as a hurdle
The stripper from Delilahs paid the desk clerk to find out my room #. Either Im doin something very right or she's doing it worng.
Bone him for me, BONE HIM TWICE FOR ME.
I had wine for breakfast at 6am, that's how visiting my parents went.
there is something very satisfying about getting tacos after hours of sex.
I never said it was inaccurate, I said I hate you.
Blueberry probiotics greatly increase to the masturbation experience. Try it dude. It’s all the rage
I ate her out and told her she tasted like pumpkin pie. She screamed that she hated pumpkins and started to cry
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