your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
As of tonight I have officially had sex during every Disney movie.
im pretty sure thats the first step to being a pedafile
Saddest moment ever is discovering when your cat no longer wants to get high with you.
i jsut feel off the bus, but its ok the driver let me back on. a woman hid her baby from me..
I've spent more money on drugs for bonnaroo than my actual ticket. Proudly.
Penises. Penises everywhereeeeeeeee. Penis ratio is sooo disproportionate. I can't NOT get laid tonight.
i just thought that perhaps i was done with the "boning on someone else's futon" stage of my life. guess not.
all i know is that i listed him in my phone as 'vagina cookies.' that can only be a good thing.
All three of them were helicoptering their dicks to persuade me to take my thong off
I just want to dump glitter on my floor and roll in it like a cat in catnip.
Neither a grow-er nor a show-er. More like a no-er. If he didn't have testicles, I'm not sure you could tell he was a male, even standing there naked. There will be no second date.
I'm getting paid over-time to sit on reddit and look at dicks and abs all day. I'm really happy right now.
I never realized the effects a broken spine would have on my sex life
At least get laid and waffle fries out of it you whipped basterd
Just hit on a girl with the line, "You look like Natalie Portman if she did drugs". Strike 1
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