i just turned barefoot contessa into a drinking game. everytime she uses a knife butter or salt i drink.
So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
what kind of morning-after breakfast implies 'thanks for the sex, but i'm not gonna call you ever again'?
foreplay: 7 minutes. sex: 3 minutes. cuddling: 10 minutes. getting dressed: 5 minutes. commute: 5 minutes.
She had one drink in her cleavage and another in her hand. She kept rotating between the two by leaning backward and then sipping the one in her hand.
don't tell me about being eco-friendly. i just threw up in the same bag i bought my liquor in. RECYCLING
second roommate of the year to get clamydia. go life.
So in Aca Taco on grad night 1am, this bitch walks in alone drunk as fuck in her gown to the front of the line and says, "I graduated today...thank YOU"
Dude, on the way home the cab driver asked why you didn't bring a guy home and referred to you as "one night stand girl"
I feel like we need a drunken piñata bash with your face being the piñata and my hopes and dreams being the stick
by the way whatever wisdom you imparted upon me last night was lost to whatever i smoked out of a beer can.
I'm taking a dab in mourning of how long its been since I smoked with you guys.
You can come over but I have to warn you that it is naked Sunday.
Just found $31 in my desk drawer. In $1's. WTF happened last night?!
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