girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
Farmville is her only friend.
On my way home from Vegas. Just realized my pants are inside out
The grocery store is a combo of ghetto ppl complaining that the low fat chips are all that's left and hipsters trying to eat organic during the hurricane
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I just found a plastic cup with panties inside of it. Let's play CSI.
My mom just called me to tell me that i dont have chlamydia. Awkward.
By the way if you come home and I'm not wearing pants, just go with it. I didn't have the energy to go searching for some.
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
I wanted to make fun of someone saying that to an untrained ear, skrillex is blah blah blah. But it was too soon after they said it. And now I can't find it. These are real problems.
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The last thing I searched on my phone was "leave in conditioner on cats." This is where my life is.
Went home with a male stripper who looked like Justin Timberlake.. I started singing cry me a river mid sex. When he sang along I fell in love
Dude...are you really going to start sexting during our friend's memorial service?
when I called the strip club they said there was a note with my credit card. "girl who punched guy in throat" fuck daytona
It's acceptable to bring him back to my parents house and fuck on the couch right??
I responded with revoking his blow job privileges. Needless to say, he's learned his lesson.
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