He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
By the end of the night i was making legitimate noises not just saying moo.
She told me she was going to ride me so hard i would cum the ghosts of my ancestors...its gonna be a good time
He kept telling me that something was trying to enter this dimension from another universe through his spine...
And I can feel feelings now and they hurt
Like theyre better than no shoes. I'm sitting her balls naked playing xbox in nothing but crocs with the fur
Here is a brilliant idea passed on from men who have that same regret. WEAR A FUCKING CONDOM ALWAYS.
Well I can't message him and be like "hey I was behind you in CVS a month ago and I remembered your last name and DOB and looked you up on fb and added you so wanna hang out"
I'm not sure if I should be proud of you for having morals or disappointed in you for letting your sex life get this sad.
Judging by his bulge. This guy is going home with me. Who doesn't want a dick that looks like it used to be a pillar in Rome.
I feel like an involuntary Mother Theresa. I DON'T WANT TO BE ABSTINENT!
Recliner chair sex has moments of worry....just don't.
well it was naive of you to actually think you're the only bday sex he had lined up for him today. I'm just suprised he actually had a line forming outside of his room
Some bitch is passed out in a pool of vomit. Fucking lightweight, it's only 8.30.
Oh, wait.. That's you.
Nice girl until she takes off the fake human suit and shows you the flesh eating demon she truly is
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