My astrological sign? Vagitarius.
If you're trying to piece together your night, I can tell you where those tassels came from.
My mom just set up beer pong in the dining room for family game night. and you ask why I'm still living at home.
A guy just washed his hands in the toilet. No joke
I lost a little respect for your boyfriend when I learned that he has a scar from a Cheerio.
Hey since its national brother week is that eiffel tower option with your girlfriend still on the table?
I'm not considering your visit a success until we've fucked every cock in the ethnic rainbow...between the four of us we should have it done by x-mas
just used my amazon order history to figure out my anniversary. I am the most epic/shittiest bf ever...
I started having a bad trip because I closed my eyes and got lost in a forest of patterns and I knew my mom would be upset.
So, settle a debate for my housemates. Have you measured your dick. And how long. Results Will not be disclosed
Thanksgiving day drinking ended up with me in a shopping cart screaming where are the bitches and condoms. I'd say it went well.
Well, the night started out with you ALMOST falling out of a tree. Then we went back to the tree after about 9 shots and you DID fall out of the tree.
Is it disrespectful or patriotic to pole dance on an american flag pole?
If you needed to get laid tonight all you had to do was ask
just realized I'll be in a check out line with just Hershey syrup and condoms. I don't know if I am setting a good image for our generation
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