Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
Why don't I have your new number? And who have I been texting?
We just picked up about 540 lbs of women....
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
Woaahhhh there! We are JUST drunk fucking. Don't call me "baby".
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
Btw after this weekend the chipndales costume has a 125% success rate.
Every girl my sister has brought home from college I've had sex with, check and mate motherfucker
You're the third person who's asked me for an afternoon blow connection in one day. Unreal.
That's more of a you-issue than a me-issue
Last night I was just holding this kitten up to my face for like ten minutes telling it that it couldn't be real
dude, my hangover is telling me there was tequila involved
The first guy I ever sexted is having a baby.. Is this what adulthood feels like?
I fucked the midget version of a backstreet boy and I am not mad about it
He’s like an awkward walking penis that has a personality attached
They tried to get you to drink water and all you kept shouting was, "NO MORE LIQUIDS OF *ANY* KIND."
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