well, someone with very low standards is getting their dick sucked
WERE YOU GOING TO TELL ME THERE WAS A LOAF OF BANANA BREAD IN THE OVEN BEFORE YOU LEFT FOR A 5 HOUR SHIFT??
Oh, and trying to figure out who wants to do Molly in a frat is like asking damn children if they want puppies and candy. So just bring as much as possible.
I would think I was a stalker too if I wasn't myself
I went back to the party but by then they were all sitting on the floor in the dark listening to we are the champions on full blast.
The best of us have puked in our office garbage cans. I just hope yours wasn't the metal mesh kind...and bagless like mine. Rock n roll office manager.
I just had my first lesbian experience. Out of spite.
Nothing says "forever alone" like receiving a friendship bracelet from your parents.
I consider any night I don't make out with someone a bad night. So I've been great.
I just wiped cum off my face with baby wipes... #momlife
got a free grilled cheese. Didn't even have to talk about Jesus
you told me you wanted to be a soccer mom with a high tolerance then you put the bottle to your face
oh, he’s out of jail btw. as of about 6pm. one of his customers bonded him out apparently lol
Like he really got a coke fiend to bond him out?
It was like he was 23 all over again. Madness. I. was. so. scared.
Stupid Covid-19
The universal cock block of this decade
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