I'm watching harry potter...good thing I already know I'm gay
I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
There is no point in being painfully greyhound thin if you are then going to dress like it's raining in 1992.
I had to use the resin knife to take the staples out of my tax return forms. Tax returns and a search warrant?
Last night we hooked up in nothing but out UK shirts during half time. Never say I'm not a dedicated fan again.
he even offered to make my bed in the morning.
the fda needs to get their shit together cause these four loko going away parties are gonna kill me
He came in like 30 seconds. That's how I know he hasn't been cheating on me while I've been gone
I just watched a woman in a full wedding dress and veil walk out of the chinese buffet...I no longer believe I have a problem, and am afraid I am underdressed.
No, we talked about it. They're cool with me living here as long as I sleep with them both.
You're a rent hooker.
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
I flashed some kids doing a church car wash. I feel like I really improved the quality of their lives.
It was disgusting, and I would've rather licked the condensation off the windows instead, but I figured that's wasn't very ladylike
Why the fuck was I face down on the floor with you mounting me like a horse anyway? I'm so confused
I'm trying to drink up the confidence to run in public.
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