so i asked him why he doesn't wanna see me anymore and he said he was questioning his sexuality. cool.
I hope im prettier
yea, just so you know this whole self-loathing thing is getting pretty fucking annoying
Please don't use social media to get back at me.
chastity bono is officially a man...and has a really hot girlfriend...life doesn't make sense
I need to cry about outer space to someone. Can I call you?
He said he wanted to have butt sex with me and curl up with me after and just be near me. Then he passed out.
I plan on being naked for at least 2/3 of the wedding.
Passing out on a toilet is not classy no matter what you're wearing. Not even a pea coat.
You're tall, so I have high hopes for your dick.
I don't know his last name, but he's in phone as Pat the conqueror.
You have not lived until you and a ginger miget chick are jumping and waving your arms in a pitch black bathroom to turn on the motion lights. Yes, today I have officially lived.
I got with him in my watermelon costume so ya you owe me $1
No i dont need a babysitter i have my cats. Cats can dial 911 ya know
so you can go out and drink with me then fuck me, or you can come over when i get home and fuck me, or you can come over before and fuck me, or you can come over before and after and fuck me... so many fucking options
With a word you would own me. At your command I would walk to your house completely naked.
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