so he shaved. down there. and before he took his pants off i thought it was hot but then all i could think about were the naked mole rats from 7 grade science class.
Didn't tell him I was on my period. Then had to surreptitiously remove some uterine lining from his cock.
I am not sure how to feel about the fact that I was turned on by someone with a penis. I can't believe Lady Gaga would do this to me. :(
I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
I think im definitely allergic to shell fish. Or hungover. Probably both.
THERE IS THE SEXIEST BEARDED MAN HERE. I CAME EVERYWHERE.
THEY'RE. IN. YOUR. BED. THEY RANDOMLY SHOW UP. AND GET IN YOUR BED.
She told me she's going to buy a projector so she can watch porn on her ceiling...I'm telling you man this chick is going places
Remember when we pinky swore we'd never feel hungover alone...
She wants to have naked weekends
They call that free range vagina in France
rolling absolute tits, turn on the red lights for when i get home.
It's called the dick transitive property. It states if you touch a person whilst they touch a dick, you are also touching said dick.
That's true because who the fuck doesn't love Harry Potter and beer
I feel like it should at least be like a "hey look I'm actually fine that I drunkenly gave you my virginity!" friend request.
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