what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
new revelation: five guys for breakfast
new revelation: previous revelation not a good revelation
just got a rotting pancake and bacon in the mail from your address....
He just kept muttering to himself "stabby stabby stabby stabby" while we were boning. I will never be boning him again.
Doing laundry, just found a knob off your stove in my pants pocket. I don't know.
Sweet and genuine is kinda lame. I'm more of a bust all over your face and hair kinda guy.
Uhm the hair is off limits bro, conditioner can only go so far.
Bro? You just made it a target.
thank you whoever used my nalgene as a flask. pregamin in chem
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
If you can count on one hand the number of times you have actually, truly nearly died this month, then you are not really living yet.
I needed that adderall to break my tradition of passing out at the bar on Sundays
Plus who wants to live somewhere tom jerked off? No one.
I mean it could have been worse, I could have been sober.
I just made my dating life into my own game show. would you like to meet the contestants? (photos not included)
Whats a polite way to say 'if you havent put on a freshman 15 i would like to see you during break'?
We had everything under control until this one jackass fucked up. Thanks, Peter.
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