it was like playing where's waldo with your underwear
Just figured out how to smoke weed with a toaster.
just walked into the room and her sister said loudly, "do him, or I will."
Found a phone last night. Hope "daddy" gets picture messages
Disgusting. If I saw her naked my dick would pack up his balls and leave.
Sandwiches are there for you when porn isn't.
Every time I remember you're bi, the world gets a little brighter.
he's the only person i know who can drink himself into and out of alcohol poisoning.
There is a girl on the metro with no shoes and she's using a Crown Royal bag as a purse.
Dude I live in a fucking closet and still get laid every weekend. Figure it out.
Sure. But we have to be quiet.
Ninja mode activated
I think I will always strangely appreciate as well as kick ass at stoned dishes. Like for the rest of my life. Thank you slave job at Starbucks.
Every time Brady gets sacked I cum a little...
Listen, you can either give me drugs or an orgasm. You decide.
You’ll lick BBQ off my cock but no ketchup on a hotdog?
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