I'm too stoned for this. I'm Canadian.
my girlfriend just informed me I need to get tested and so do you
girlfriend?
They were so slutty we had to play "rarely have I ever."
I need to write the inventor of adderall a thank you note stapled to a copy of my degree
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Putting the night light in my bathroom cabinet was the best idea ever. Awesome for puking while light sensitive
Lives are in shambles. Livers are in disrepair. Our friend was missing for 2 days. His brother slept in a porta potty. God damn you college world series
You can't call dibs 8 years later.
I walked in on her just letting her nose bleed into her friend's hands
He's socially awkward. He has a big dick. We've had this talk before, they're socially awkward because they don't leave the house they just sit home and play with it.
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Don't feel bad, we're professionals and we just housed burgers in burger king singing I believe I can fly
Hahaha I can already see the arrest warrants. It's gonna be beautiful. I'll get them framed.
Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
I'm sun burnt so instead of getting drunk and trying to sleep with you, how about we get naked and you scratch my body and rub lotion on me while I rub one out?
He broke into my house because he missed me. Then ends the relationship because I'm the needy one. Ironic much?
I threw up in the shower. I cleaned it all up and there is on mess at all. This hangover has become borderline religous. Powerful and life changing.
Randomize