Dude I got a text from you at 1:30 last night and you didn't use any vowels
Haha, I didn't want to buy any... we're in a recession you know
And no, shaving doesn't make it look bigger, either
I un-blacked out around 7am watching J.lo videos on youtube
we were having sex and she freaked out when i said nipple
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
I AM TEN TEQUIA SHOOTS ON AND I JUST SAW SOMEONE DO A BODY SHOT OFFF OF JESUS
THIS FEELS SO WROG AND OH SO RIGHT
I would like to apologize once again for rubbing your thigh with my hands and face for a very long time last night.
No more margaritas for you. Also, tequila should be reclassified as a hallucinogen.
I'm topless, wearing a fur coat, stink of sex, and eating dim sum. 2015 is off to a great start.
Well, if you're anything like me you'll get a lot of ass when you turn 30, so that's a plus
Fuck you. Leave my nipples out of this. THEY DID NOTHING TO YOU
Well, personally I like to keep my blackmail in well organised folders.
wish he had known he had poison ivy on his cock beforehand... Is calamine okay to put on your vag?..
Got home. Somebody tried to sell me weed on the street. I've never had to try so little to find a dealer before.
My body isnt used to all this fresh air, sun and booze....ok well maybe just the fresh air and sun...its used to the booze.
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