Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
angela screamed across the room SHES A CHAMP when i told the pharmacist plan b doesnt make me throw up
We tried to play doctor all sexually then he was taking down my 'symptoms' I said I needed to puke he thought it was part of the game
i just had to wipe vomit off my fone to text you. yeah that hungover.
At what point are you a chubby chaser or just desperate for sex?
Ok...drunk girls at the bar are charging $1 for motorboating. It's fucking WEDNESDAY. I never want to leave.
Yeah I think we tried to use the shower curtain as a parachute because its tied to my backpack with some string. Dont know if anyone actually attempted it though.
She asked if I could convince him so shave that shit off his face so he'll have a snowball's chance in hell of getting laid.
You were holding up a boot and yelling boot gang
Just got gas in my car for the first time while high. Went better than expected.
So, were they human bite marks at least?
Your guess is as good as mine.
i'm licking honey sensually off my arm while alone in my room. what has my life come to
I AM STRANGELY AROUSED BY THIS UNEXPECTED DEVELOPMENT AND I AM COMPLETELY OK WITH THIS.
i'm the most scandalous girl at stop and shop. i kinda have to fuck him in the meat cooler.
you were trying to drink the laundry detergent and yelling blue drankkkkk
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