He said he used to draw on the walls with poop when he was a kid.
wait so...it's like an actual thing to masturbate using the detachable shower head? WTF I thought I was being creative!
Family of uber douches all wearing ed hardy in a hummer taking up 2 parking spots at starbucks. Please be more cliche
when i start to cry when i lose at mario kart is when you should put me to bed
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she screamed "my eye!" and it brought me a surge of bad memories. except she was yelling about a lemon.
and everything will be beautiful and nothing will hurt and we will eat nachos
I can't wait for round whatever # we're on tonight.
Every time I think about it I can feel His toe in my mouth and I gag, I'm scarred for life.
Having to explain to my dad why there are chicken wings to the pool filter, new low.
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she's unstoppable after she starts doing shots and yelling NANNER
My cab driver just started a conversation with "Three years ago I pleaded guilty..." Check on me later tonight please.
Was so drunk I had to masturbate face up cuz I thought I was gonna be suffocated by the pillows.
"I'm looking more at his dick bulge." Never thought I'd hear those words come out of my boyfriend's mouth.
According to timehop today marks the 3rd anniversary of my 1st blackout
Wait an hour then go and untie him. Bring toilet paper and some spare underwear. Want anything from Starbucks?
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