did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
and then I told him he looked like the Gordon's Fisherman dude. I don't think he thought it was funny, because he 'forgot' to pay for my beer.
so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
i guess its officially winter break. i woke up alone and fully clothed this morning.
There comes a time in every girls life when she must use her boobs for good instead of evil.
Your pregnant arnt you
Let's have a moment of silence for the guinea pig that drunk chick threw out our window.
we found his I.D. in the upstairs bathroom...under a towel in a hidden pile of snacks from her kitchen
just fucked two guys in less than 12 hours. i miss this part of being single.
and by single i mean slutty
Oh and I guess I added our cab driver on Facebook. He has "liked" every single one of my beach pictures. Kill me now.
I don't know what to be prouder of: the fact that last night i was able to successfully find my way home from evanston with 3-d glasses on, or that i was able to make my way around my house in the dark with my pants around my ankles
I've got 2 dollars. How do I turn this into alcohol?
Apparently this is my life now. Fucking men in their 30s with small dogs.
No, the moral of my Oxford interview was "Never snort caffeine pills".
All I vaguely remember from last night is getting up on that nice mahogany table and debating about squirrel's rights
I just wanna have sex and go to Denny's after is that too much to ask for.
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