4:33 am: Sleep on left side of my bed. T-shirts are second drawer on left side, boxers top right. I don't wake up when lights are on so feel free in my room..
I just saw the girl you left with - Chris Hansen's looking for you
rubbing her clit was like playing thumb war
walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
well right now he's telling us a story how he befriended a racoon
She's the barista slut.
i woke up and the dog was eating spaghetti off my chest.
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
The door opens out but somehow she managed to kick it in..
You just can't come from being "the girl who shit her pants."
After the clumsiest day of my life I think it's safe to say my dream of being a ninja is dead. Memorial service with a glass of wine at 8pm
Nothing. Its like my body doesn't know how to function on a Saturday when its not hungover and/or still drunk.
Can my mom come with to the bar? Prince just died and I feel like I need to take her out to cheer her up.
I have jizz, in my hair. I'm sitting in class with jizz. In. My. Hair. I need to make better life choices.
I resent the implication of a jizz addiction
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