you could play connect the dots with the people ive fucked in this room
He fucked volume into my hair. It was amazing.
No way. Our relationship is based solely on texting and sex. A phone call would be too much at this point.
Okay I woke up in my room, snuggie on, had a water bottle in my hand my tv was on Disney channel and my cigarettes are gone. And I deleted every text in my phone but one that said 'you are absolutely welcome'
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I had to convince you not to write "happy birthday to the first guy who fingered me" on his facebook wall, right above the post from his current girlfriend's mother.
He came in like 30 seconds. That's how I know he hasn't been cheating on me while I've been gone
Hahahaha you would not believe what I just pulled out of my vagina. Actually you probably wouldn't be surprised.
She kept sniffing my sweater and tried to guess what type of detergent I use.
i know you're at the dentist, but this dick pic was too phenominal to wait and i deserve immediate tit compensation
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4:37 am. You're wearing underwear and carpet skates. Borderline crying. You want to punch Morgan. Have not stopped singing Give Your Heart a Break.
I am trying to take a picture of a man in a wheelchair trying to ship a michael jackson portrait
I just had a horrible epiphany. I have fucked girls younger than Star Tours
This text was so worth waking up to
Guess who's the proud owner of her very own foxtail butt plug!!
This kid wants me to stop partying. Like I have only known you for 5 days. Chill.
I dont think you understand. A NOODLE FELL OUT OF MY VAGINA! I DEMAND TO KNOW WHAT YOU DID TO ME LAST NIGHT!
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