you were convinced that if all her tampons were gone her period would stop, so you started eating them.
My 54 year old father just sent me a YouTube link on my school email titled "Walrus sucks his own dick" and then wrote in the email "I wish I were a walrus". What the fuck is wrong with my family?
he was sobbing,drinking his beer, all while confessing his love for her. awkward was an understatement...
The last thing I remember is stabbing him with his diabetes medicine
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Its all fun and games until someone grabs the electrical fence.
the party has pretty much ended, it's just 20ish of us jumping and grinding to music from some guy's phone in the corner.
He told me I was 100% better then porn then passed out nto the cake
Sometimes I'm sad but then I realize that bagels.
I can't. Currently naked covered in Nair trying desperately to catch his cat that rubbed up on my leg.
I hate that cat.
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I was orgasming and dying of laughter at the same time. I think I've found the One.
We're making a scrapbook of dick pics, you want in or what?
These muscle relaxers obviously don't work because I'm harder than a fucking diamond.
How do you politely tell a guy that you only kissed him so he would shut the fuck up?
I am pants-free in the living room. This is liberating.
You seem like the type to go to a craft sale baked out of your mind. I like you.
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