Dude sorry i couldnt seem to spell any words right in the texts i sent you last night
I felt like a fucking code breaker.
he just said he'd buy the porn
its a step up from the last guy
Sarah Palin is going to have a show on the discovery channel...Can I get a moment of silence for knowledge?
Blowjobs in the shower are a lot like blowjobs not in the shower. Awesome.
That girl gave me her number because you were arrested. I am so proud of you dude.
Take off that red sweater and wear my vagina as a facemask.
I just remember dedicating a shot to me giving you head so it was obviously a good night
You go to bars with sophisticated older men, I steal lawn ornaments. Priorities
He's a psychology major, so instead of becoming a stripper, I'm just working out my daddy issues with him. And his cock. And spankings.
They're much more educational now btw. Don't judge.
I'm gonna hop on that dick and ride it into the sunset
I didn't want to fight, I just wanted to tell you to fuckoff.
I couldnt face her after that wonderful, terrible blowjob. Made a rope out of towels and climbed out her bathroom window.
Totes just ripped ass and the bartender's eyes got wet
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
Are we allowed to ho on the roof?
Randomize
