i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
3 complete strangers have joyously high-fived me on campus today. Tell me why, starting after jager bomb #4.
Please tell me how you drunkenly remembered your social security number when we were checking you into the ER.
Hahaha alright after 5 shots I'm not allowed to touch glass or boys with girlfriends.
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She gave me head because I gave her my pack of cigarettes...And you said quitting would be hard.
don't pay it forward
I eont pay shit forward. told a stranger to call an abulance and peaced
I feel like passing out with my foot on your face has bonded us at a very fundamental level.
My boyfriend just asked what time I was coming over. As soon as my old BF unchains me. I think he ran away.
walk of shame. I'm wearing my rain jacket over my dragon costume. My tail keeps dragging in the rain.
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He talked for 3 hours straight on how his dad is a dentist how fuck do you think my night was
THEN YOU WILL NOT GET TO SEE MY TITS TONIGHT OR IN THE NEAR FUTURE YOU HEARTLESS BASTARD
You were wearing a sequin mini, with Tevas. And you still got laid.
Never in my life have I seen a grown ass man get on all fours and attempt to buttfuck himself with the leg of a chair. I love Vegas!
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
I just woke up in a prom dress on your bathroom floor, yea I'm 32.
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