I was up until 12:30 making that damned grammar test for my freshmen then I caught myself running through the verb tenses when I was giving him head.
"I have sucked, I will suck, I will have suck, I am sucking..." I've never felt more like a nerdier slut than last night.
why did u have a candy cane hung on your dick in the first place?
she has a santa fetish
cute.
Somebody was walking their dog with their car. seriously
that was you who tried to jump in front of my car in the monkey suit wasnt it
Bruce the cab driver wants to take me on a date to see Taken 2
It's just unfortunate. She's a 28 year old woman who looks as if a pelican and ET had a baby. With braces.
When I'm famous, she'll look at her kids and go "I saw her buttcheeks beefore she was famous. I'm truly blessed."
Well I'm sleeping with two of them cause they have nice cars. And the third cause she has a big rack. I'm just really waiting for it all to blow up in my face so I can find a girl I'm actually interested in
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
Ya it was crazy the power went just as she was about orgasm and the vibrator got fried with the power surge
WTF I can't even get a boyfriend here and you're getting nudes from across the country
I'm using emojis for drug deals now. It's time to kill me.
Get here now. I need a drinking buddy. I don't care if you're in a different timezone, it'll be five o clock here faster.
You can’t homewreck what the Lord hath brought together.
I don't want to spend an inordinate amount of time with you, I want to have sex with you. Duhhhhhh.
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