anal on a first date. tsk tsk.
i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
Even my Russian and Serbian roommates think I drink to much.
The cops caught them pow wowing in the teepee at the entrance of the golf course at 5 am. But were still missing someone.
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The perfect world is just rainbows and rocknroll and good sex. With the occasional stripper ridIng a horse. I spelled occasionally right?
Holy shit, Uber is testing a service to summon an ice cream truck.
Bring me the penis of the founder so I may endlessly fellate him. Or cunnalinge. I don't discriminate.
I don't hate him I just hate being present to see him consume 80 dollars worth of alcohol and then try to tip people with left over money on a Walmart gift card
Then she said I give the best mouth hugs and bar went silent.
If you make 120 dollars and I walk instd of drive and don't eat or smoke this week we can pay rent
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And apparently I was the one that started the drunken make out session that broke the window
Was so drunk I had to masturbate face up cuz I thought I was gonna be suffocated by the pillows.
idk what happened last night but i just wokeup with nothing on but a necklace...what is this, the fucking titanic?
I just lost my handcuff virginity and not in the sexy way.
Eh, my puke tasted like lemonade, so not too bad
I need my comforter. Pls bring it to me and drape me in it like an animal pelt. Ps I'm naked.
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