Yes i believe i did use that word. It culminated in a man wearing a corset thigh highs and stripper shoes. All mine btw.
all I know is he gave me a Cialis and tried to take me home.
It was around the time I started requesting "big girl straws" from the bartender for my jack and diets, that I knew I'd probably wake up with my sunglasses on and find my wallet in the shower.
Is all white too much for court to prove my innocents?
I'm treating myself to a " uve slept with yet another mr. Wrong" breakfast
i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
You can't be mad because the taco bell people like me and not you. I'm not the one that puked in front of them.
Let's paint friendship bongs
Unless you consider jello shots food the answer is no there is no dinner here. When u get food get more wine too tired of you coming over drinking all my booze and destroying my vagina
Due to last night I think a roommate constitution should be made. The first law will be designed to prevent any chicks below a 4 to enter the house.
Rule #61 of being a lady: never get fingered by a finger with a knuckle tattoo
Serious question: does drunken cyber sex with a stranger on omegle count as cheating???
She's in labor and I'm doing shots. Whose the real winner here?
Hey.... can you explain to me why when I woke up this morning my cell phone background had been changed to me getting a piggy back ride from a drag queen?
I don't think he knows you can have sex sober...
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