It was laundry day and I was wearing last xmas undies. he took one look and went...you's a ho, ho, ho. my response you ask? for less dough, dough, dough. I'm a slut.
with a sacreligious after taste.
Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
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The djing cat is back again. I think he just makes appearances when im shit drunk just to fuck with my mind.
I dont know, my roommate got arrested but I'm gunna get some tacos no matter what
Woke up to a break up text for a facebook relationship I didn't even know I was in... 2012 is going to be a good year
So apparently I ended up throwing my clothes in the toilet after getting kicked out of TQ and ran around the neighborhood in my boxers. Works gonna suck hard once this hangover kicks in. Also: I lost a shoe so looks like flipflops for the rest of winter
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
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...and that's why girls with IBS don't paint their nails
Thanks to a bad fart decision during a production meeting, I am now on my way to Target to buy new pants. How is your day?
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
Jesus fuck. I just hit on him in front of the whole fire department. They hit the sirens and told us to get a room. FML. I can never go back to that fire station again...
Just hit on a girl with the line, "You look like Natalie Portman if she did drugs". Strike 1
I'm just letting you know right now in advance that if I die or go to the hospital or end up in jail tonight it's because your kid sold me mushrooms.
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