Facebook lets you pick usernames now. You'd better log on and get yours before homewreckingwhore is taken...
No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
Everything we own is covered in grass and KY
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
so apparently telling her she could shit easier and therefore lose weight faster wasn't the best arguement for getting anal.
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
I envy you so much. I get girls who pee on my floor and you get girls who leave in the middle of the night
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
Turned out not to be so bad. He had a big dick and i owed him for all the free beer over the year.
The best part of the night was you shouting "I have to take the LSAT tomorrow" between shots of fireball.
I had to google some of the kinky sex shit she was telling me she was into.
If that is not a reason to propose to her then I don't know what is
A stripper set a mans ass on fire... the club smelled like burning ass and boxers.
Who the fuck just called me and played funkytown
I think my dick has healed enough that we can start having sex again
I learned tonight while in another country that no matter the nationality, men are disappointing in bed
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