So we've decided on 'hamburger' as your code for tonight. If you add ketchup or fries, we know the threat level has escalated.
why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
"Shots" has been nominated for a grammy. Now all of the US has sunken to our level...
It's not mothers day until you're vomitting syrup into grandma's toilet. Cherish the holidays
Sometimes you gotta say "hey, its been a long semester. Let's puke before 10"
The shit I just took was four, very distinct colors. Jager night was a success
He told me we were going to a cabin. It's just logs and a tarp made into walls. This night can go either way at this point.
You kept saying we got to find the end of the rainbow, which turned out to be a box of lucky charms and Guinness in the bag of cereal
Thursday could be nutella day. You could make me a nutella sandwich and then fuck me senseless
Theyll love you, its bunch of older ladies who drink whisky and sours and talk about the sex seans in Game of Throwns
Can't feel body but making pizza rolls
Who says no to sex and donuts?!
I found a hot kiwi last time and sucked his dick. That's what rooftop bars are made for.
I wrote a pretty good eulogy, too. Motherfucker pastor had no sense of comedic timing.
Also, in case they didn’t tell you… there is a chicken living in your old room… so I would assume cleaning that is now on them
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