i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
i just used burnetts to get spraypaint off the floor of my dorm lobby
i feel like someone uncorked me like a wine bottle and pulled a living animal outta my arse.
I know I'm not learning anything when I can't even spell the name of the class I'm taking
i was so drunk i stopped mid-blowjob to make sure he i was with my boyfriend and not some random. twice.
That taco smell coming from your belly button was a huge turnoff
For the record I fully support drunken you in most social situations... Just not charity events.
thankjk goddddn taco bell uis open htis lateee!
you do know it's eleven in the afternoon, right?
I would say I am sorry for punching you last night, but I found the pictures you took on my camera and it all came rushing back.
Come over we're drinking with orange soda as a chaser to honor 90s nick kenan and kel.
Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
Seriously dude...who threw up on Michelle? She's been crying for like an hour
The other day, he sent me a snapchat of his dick in the forest. He captioned it "nature nudes."
My alcoholism is old enough to drink.
fucked one of the teachers, librarian job's going great
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