Don't you send me to vm
This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
If I were trying to take advantage of you I would have maxed out all your credit cards by now.
already putting money aside for 4/20. you ready for the greatest tuesday ever?
thanks for brining me home and putting me in my bed. the pillow fort your built around me is also appreciated.
According to the stories I've heard I decided I was a stuntman after my 6th shot of Jack
i took my sailor hat off and used it as a vom bucket
I have cobwebs on my vagina for halloween. And bats fly out when I open my legs.
wtf I can't believe that bar tender told on me to my mom
It was an all night sausage fest and I was the lady of honor.
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
You know it’s going to be a rough day when you scream “Get fucked” at your alarm clock
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
We already gave up cheese, how are we supposed to give up coke?
Gameplan: If the cops show up, find a potted plant to hide behind... It's worked before!
Randomize
