I am too high to leave where I am...And they are listening to Stained. This is my living hell.
Avril Lavigne as a judge on Idol wearing devil ears. it's like every boner you ever had in 2002 just came true.
I always give him head in random places, it's a guessing game for his cock.
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
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But life isn't just all about getting drunk & eating chicken strips.
and if my full six pack comes in by Halloween there is no stopping the man slut costume. I have no shame
I just witnessed my first non cocain induced sunrise in five years.
Not my cup of tea
yea talk to her if you feel up to it. Just remember who you are
Oh shit sorry I just gave lion king advice sorry not mufasa
I just gave myself a sponge bath with your sock. I hope you don't mind.
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Be my booze princess bebe. I'll rescue you from the lame tidings you are confined to up in the sober castle.
He should just accept that I want his dick and his friendship. Can't he understand that I don't do emotions?
Well I either feel like the fat girl or very accomplished because his bed is now broken in three places
He kept telling me that he didn't serve two tours in Iraq for my bitch ass to drink banana rum.
Just to let you know we went to the circus yesterday...in case you didn't remember
Pretty sure I just pissed straight whiskey...
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