I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
she's walking around the room telling people she can make the room move with her mind and then she shakes her head really fast yelling 'see?!'
I wish life had little blips of pornography
I just saw a woman point to her daughter and scream at her husband THIS IS YOUR GENES, THIS IS YOU.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
grab my backpack.....its in the fridge
why is my clorox wipe dispenser full of tortillas?
he texted me at 3am asking for "one of my famous blowjobs"
I think they were making kool-aid in my bed. There is lots of sugar and my hands and face are stained blue.
What time do you think you'll be heterosexual?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm just mad because I can't play gta5 all day tomorrow cuz I'll be in court testifying against a craigslist prostitute...
Today is a wonderful day to be mildly hungover
Well I took a spicy wing shit in a field this morning.
I need something for rope burns and an inner ear infection. Separate incidents, FYI..
I'm over here trying to figure out how to get shake shack delivered to my bed and Jamie is having a child
Uber southern baptist grandma and uber flaming cousin just got into an argument about whether jesus is OK with gay marriage. Aren't these things only supposed to happen at Thanksgiving?
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