tell her no need for introductions. and that you've read about her on the back of toilet doors.
Just think, the more you drink, the more options you'll have of people you want to hook up with.
What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
WIFE SWAP. FAMILY OF MIDGETS. LIFETIME. NOW.
No I'm not okay I had a crush on the singer of Tokio Hotel for four months and now you tell me he's a dude?
I have your camera. You have 35 naked pictures of me. you're welcome.
you told the cop you blew a .08 because you ate poppy seeds
i've noticed that whenever i have to ask myself "would i be doing this if i was sober?" the answer is probably no.
I just peed next to my dog in the yard. Unparalleled forms of bonding going on over here.
Note to self not a good idea to try and make out with a girl when she's crying over her boyfriend
Gooodnight my beautiful sex angel. Much luvz for joo, etceteraz
no, throwing your underwear at it is not the solution to everything
Oh okay well are you handling the "just sex part" like a professional hooker like I taught you?
I climaxed at the same time the bass dropped. I think it's safe to say I've reached enlightenment
I turn into such a nice and loving person when I take Vicodin
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