Boner jamz table deep. plus bar deep. wiing waing.
There are no words to adequately express my gratitude for sending me porn you found staring a former classmate.
he kept whispering yes yes yes yes the entire 15 minutes. i almost wish it was a quickie.
It was everywhere, it looked like he just took the leftovers and threw them around the bathroom... Festively...
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Is it sad I don't want to go buy $1 Mac-n-cheese cause I need to pay rent... I'm re-naming this college.
Also, peanut butter on a spoon dinner is back in existence and it is good.
His dad asked what he was doing so he texted his FATHER a picture of me wearing his shirt in his bed.
I would lick a homeless mans crack teeth for a cup of coffee right now.
Not only is he in the circus, the man survived a near death experience and has an accent. She might as well have found a unicorn. This shit just doesn't happen in real life. Where did she meet this magical creature?
Last night did I take a piece of pizza out of your hand and then proceed to eat it?
Twice...
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I found dried jizz from last night on my leg while feeding an infant a bottle. I am not fit to care for children
you never un-have a 4some
Sometimes I refuse to go through a door until someone holds it open for me because I'm a fucking lady.
Tim is a child that you physically can't love because he makes it hard for you to even find anything redeeming about him so you debate leaving him forever at the gas station.
Interesting. All i can really say is humanoid shaped doritos bags melting very slowly
Well obviously we have a ghost in the house who’s taking showers in your bathroom and doing our cocaine.
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