College reaches a new low. We just carved a shot glass out of a potatoe.
There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
Don't take this the wrong way but I just mistook a trash can for you
You can't just say things like "great depression theme party" and then not respond.
Pre warning. Your not gonna sleep tonight cuz I'm staying with your roommate. Thanks for breaking up with me.
honestly I asked the same thing when we had our slip n slide and margarita party
he told me not to treat him like a child and then started peeing off the trampoline
I'm in a hotel full of Marines. I'm leaving here pregnant.
Man, I thought my dick was gonna fall off.
Dude, I didn't even think they made slap bracelets anymore. You okay?
It was one of those nights where you get back from the bar and end up staying up till 3AM beating off to facebook photos of girls from college
If I never see my landlord's dick again, it'll be too soon.
Don't blame me. My vagina leads me astray.
I should be free tonight unless my 5 speed vibrator arrives in the mail today, than we might have scheduling conflicts.
I think he may actually care that I call him slampiece instead of his real name. Who knew he had feelings?
Sorry about you walking in on the whole nude kinect dancing. The new roomie was drunk and naked and told us he was either over dressed or we were under dressed for the party. And Amy figured it would be easier to join him than it would be to dress him
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