He's a fan of Alicia Keys on Facebook. It doesn't NEED to say 'interested in men'.
is the shake weight an appropriate valentine's day present?
She came in to my room half naked at 3am asking me if I had seen the movie balls deep 7
I came home to my brother stoned out of his mind. He got a high score on COD and asked me to have a celebration yogurt with him.
Like I had no idea he knew how to play girls the way he played me. His major is chemistry for christ's sake.
I usually just read books and meditate to an aquatic soundtrack of sea walrus's mating. But ill choose coors light instead
It turns out tequila bombs is really code for straight shots of tequila…who would have guessed?
animal crackers drenched in taco bell mild sauce... surprisingly delightful
breakfast of champions
breakfast of stoners
I gave up on alcohol forever for like 2 hours, that's got to be a new record
To drink from my fkask next to a cop car or to not drink from my flask next to a cop car
Thats just a parental red flag. They have been brainwashed. Lets baptize them into the church of PBR
Is posting a pic on insta of my previously dyed blue pubes socially acceptable?
Sorry for all the snapchats, I wanted you to feel like u were in America getting plastered with me
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
It's such a sad loss when a hot guy finds Jesus and grows a neckbeard
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